Top ten reasons why you might want to rethink installing a cat door at your house.
(Imagine the song "Little Shop of Horrors" quietly playing in the background)10. Crickets (abound, including scattered cricket legs throughout the house)
9. Pond plants (and always the slimiest)
8. Worm snakes (thankfully non posineous and barely longer than 3 inches)
7. Lizards (you'd think they would be quicker than the cat, don't you?)
6. A live bird (that's right. Scroll down to #4)
5. A dead field rabbit (This was pretty gory. But unfortunately, not the worst. See #3, #2)
4. Another live bird (this time upstairs and with a ceiling fan. Luckily things didn't go that far)
3. A rabbits head (at first mistaken for a fake fur toy, but eventually discovered as it's true self)
2. The rabbits body (After the disposal of the head, ten minutes later, the body made it into the house)
1. And the #1 reason you should seriously rethink installing a cat door in your house. You seriously start to question the "domesticity" of your precious feline by staying awake late at night and wondering if at some point they might have a "hankering" for human.
(cue Twilight Zone music)
