Inappropriate Names for Specialty Furniture Shops

My bro sent me a book a few weeks back. It was unexpected, but greatly appreciated.

Anyway, I thought I'd share one of the entries. And of course, give credit where credit is due.

Please excuse, any crudeness and instead try to find the humor in it.

"Inappropriate Names for Specialty Furniture Shops"
by Mike Ward

- Stool Samples
- The Ottomon Empire
- Knobs
- Hidden In-desk-retion
- Great (one) nightstands
- Getting the Chair