*Cough, Cough*

What in the hell is this crap going around?! And why the hell can't I shake it?!? I can't stop the coughing and if hacking up a lung will give me some relief, then take it, damnit. I just want to sleep a full night without waking up every hour to my own wheezings.

I accidently coughed on some proposals at work that were being shipped to Arizona. Maybe that will rid this virus from Texas - at the very least the rest of the nation can suffer along with us ....

Poor Jeff has it now.